Billy's beginning...

Note: If you are confused by this post, look at the post, "Coming soon, to a blog near you..." 

A long time ago, in the plains of Auburn, Alabama. Lived a young man named Jim-Bob Skeeter. Jim-Bob lived a normal life in Auburn. He plowed his fields, milked the cows, had late night dates with his sheep, and had long walks on the manure filled fields of his farm. Jim-Bob was a happy man, he was the first graduate of Auburn University with a Masters in coloring. He was a well respected man for his achievements, however, his ordinary life was about to change. 

As Jim-Bob was plowing the field he noticed a bird flying through the sky with nobility and grace. Jim-Bob immediately grabbed his shotgun and shouted, "It's comin' right fur us!" As he unloaded rounds from his 12 gauge, he finally made contact with the bird. This scene was comparable to Bambi's mother dying... it was very sad, trust me. As the dear eagle spun out into the ground, Jim-Bob walked with confidence as he thought, "Shit yeah, I dun got me some deener". However, he was about to discover something unexpected...

The eagle that was shot, was pregnant...

"SWEET", Jim-Bob said, "I dun got room for deesert now"

Though as Jim-Bob looked at the baby bird, he had a compassion and love for the bird. The bird turned and said...

"Ugh, where am I?" (Yea, I know, talking bird...)

"You're in Auburn, son" Jim-Bob explained

The bird was confused, and could not establish many things that were going on. It was then that he realized that half of his brain had been shot off. Suddenly, despite the rancid smell, the hot weather, and boring scenery, Auburn suddenly seemed like a great place, although he didn't understand why.

"Young feller, you need a name: I will call you, Billy... after the great Billy Jean Thorton."

The eagle didn't know who that was, but it seemed fitting at the time. So there Billy lived, day-by-day on the farm. He helped out as much as he could with Jim-Bob's work. Jim-Bob spoke all day of the joy and wonders of Auburn, and due to the fact that Billy had half of his brain gone, he responded and believed what Jim-Bob told him.

One day, Billy decided to help get a hoe for Jim-Bob (the garden tool, people). As he stepped into the barn, he was shocked in awe. It was one of the most amazing things he had ever seen and it would change his life forever...

Find out what that is in the next episode of: Billy the War Eagle!

Set forth for a journey in the sky!

Watch him soar through the clouds so high!

Soar Billy, The War Eagle!

Soar Billy, the War Eagle!

Hurry, Billy, the time is come!

You must help before it's too late,

Thanks to you, dear old Billy

Drunken Auburn fans can finally Celebrate!

For you old Billy...